1 00:00:00,701 --> 00:00:03,604 ** 2 00:00:04,805 --> 00:00:06,840 Hell, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 3 00:00:06,874 --> 00:00:08,609 All golden brown and stuff. 4 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:09,610 You like? 5 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:10,778 Hell, yeah, I like. 6 00:00:10,811 --> 00:00:12,146 Now move out the way so I can finish watching 7 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:13,214 Chef Jeff bake these biscuits. 8 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:14,615 You need to take notes. 9 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:16,784 Well, I guess, I'm not delicious enough for you. 10 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:18,386 Girl, I'll heat your oven later. 11 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:20,188 Now I'm trying to watch these Cajun biscuits, look at 'em. 12 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:22,756 Mmm, mmm, mmm, all flaky and buttery. 13 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:25,426 What you doing-- 14 00:00:25,459 --> 00:00:27,228 (television turns off) Oh, damn, damn, damn! 15 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:28,762 I'm missing the money shot. 16 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:30,298 Chef Jeff was about to taste them biscuits. 17 00:00:30,331 --> 00:00:32,833 My biscuits haven't been buttered all week, Tony. 18 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,835 You saying that your oven is already pre-heated 19 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,304 and we can just get down to the main course? 20 00:00:36,337 --> 00:00:39,807 475 degrees and rising. 21 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,275 Oh, well, let's melt your butter, baby. 22 00:00:41,309 --> 00:00:42,710 Way ahead of you. 23 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:44,678 Yeah, Chef Tony in the kitchen now. 24 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:45,713 Now what you got to say? 25 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,881 Two words, fire-- 26 00:00:47,915 --> 00:00:49,183 And desire. 27 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:50,784 (both chuckling) 28 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,557 * Woke up and my wife said to me * 29 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:58,859 * The bill collectors want their fee * 30 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:01,262 * Kids keep talking back to me * 31 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:03,364 * andquot;Family Time 32 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,133 * andquot;Family Time, andquot;Family Time 33 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:07,635 * andquot;Family Time 34 00:01:10,138 --> 00:01:12,206 (woman) Pizza, no, it should be salad. 35 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:13,207 Chuck E. Cheese? 36 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:15,243 No, it should be salad. Pizza. 37 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:16,810 Everybody likes fish. 38 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:18,912 Hey, Todd, where's Tony? 39 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:20,148 In the car. 40 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:23,050 He's on my iPad trying to log onto Healthcare.gov, 41 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:25,986 hashtag andquot;Obamacare. 42 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:27,821 You beat him that bad, huh? 43 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:29,623 No no, it wasn't that bad. 44 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:31,359 Are you sure, baby. 45 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:34,195 You all right? I'm fine, I'm fine. 46 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:36,029 I just didn't know this fool was the third Williams sister. 47 00:01:36,063 --> 00:01:37,030 Just a little smaller. 48 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:38,932 And light skinned. 49 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:40,634 Hashtag andquot;not funny. 50 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:42,770 You know, I once considered going pro. 51 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,938 I wanted to be like Arthur Ashe. 52 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:46,274 Yeah, more like Arthur andquot;Ashy 53 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:48,842 Babe, come over here and sit down. 54 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:50,010 Let me get you some ice. 55 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:51,412 You're sweating. 56 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,314 You need to get him a plastic surgeon 57 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:56,184 so you can fix that funny looking face. 58 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:58,319 Or a coffin for the fat, dead body. 59 00:01:58,352 --> 00:01:59,487 (all laughing) 60 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,988 (mocking laughter) 61 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:02,323 Speaking of death. 62 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:03,724 What you zombies doing in my kitchen? 63 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:06,194 Party arguing. Arguing about what? 64 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:08,196 Lori's annual birthday dinner. 65 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:10,264 Oh, that's right, girl. 66 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:12,200 You look good to be pushing 75. 67 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,502 Okay, shut up, John andquot;Blackenroe. 68 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:17,405 Okay, I'm an expert at problem solving. 69 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:19,307 What seems to be your bone of contention? 70 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:20,841 We just can't agree on a main course. 71 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:21,975 Oh, that's easy. 72 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:25,479 I vote, uh... Cajun biscuits, um-hmm. 73 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:26,880 I got a recipe and everything. 74 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:28,849 Biscuits, we're not on welfare. 75 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:31,084 We can afford to serve real food. 76 00:02:31,118 --> 00:02:34,087 And it's Lori's 40th so we need a menu that's special-- 77 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:35,323 Special. 78 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:38,091 And chic and regal, just like her. 79 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:39,727 Like me. 80 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,629 I don't know about regal, more like beagle. 81 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,096 In which case, we should call in, uh, Shaggy 82 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:44,232 and have him make some Scooby snacks. 83 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:45,499 Oh, no, you better watch... 84 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:46,500 Keep it on track, keep it on track, let's keep it-- 85 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:48,236 (mimicking Scooby-Doo) 86 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:49,903 It's okay. 87 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:51,439 How many people are we expecting? 88 00:02:51,472 --> 00:02:53,741 Mmm, well, that depends on if Lori's gonna bring 89 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:58,078 her new boyfriend tomorrow night or not, huh, hashtag andquot;no stag. 90 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:00,714 Can we finally meet this mystery guy you've been dating, 91 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:01,749 for what, three months? 92 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,651 Mmm, what you got you a new boyfriend? 93 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:04,918 Girl, how you pull that off? 94 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,654 Is he inflatable? 95 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:09,990 Careful, andquot;Martony is still healing. 96 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:13,627 I'm really not sure if I'm coming solo or not. 97 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:15,729 I mean, he might have plans for that evening. 98 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:17,298 Must've got you one of them old players. 99 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:19,667 What, he might have a conflict with Bingo night or something? 100 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,769 Older men are sexy. Thank you. 101 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:23,504 What? Girl, I ain't that much older than you. 102 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:24,872 Who you've been looking at? 103 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:26,674 I notice you been giving my daddy them extra long hugs. 104 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:29,977 Eww. Actually, he is not older. 105 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:32,112 He is a bit younger. 106 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:35,048 Ooh, I heard that, andquot;Cougar Town. 107 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:37,618 It's more like saber-tooth tiger town. 108 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,453 Just bring him, girl. 109 00:03:39,487 --> 00:03:40,954 Yeah, tell him he can bring his dog, too. 110 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:42,423 How'd you know he had a doggie? 111 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:44,124 Dating you, he gotta be blind, right? 112 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:45,426 Okay, you know what? 113 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:47,160 Gonna stop you, I'm gonna finish 114 00:03:47,194 --> 00:03:48,296 what the devil started. 115 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:49,597 Come on... 116 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,399 (overlapping chatter) 117 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:53,834 ** 118 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:01,375 (man on TV) ...Middle, and I'm gonna dump in some... 119 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:03,644 There you go, Chef Jeff. 120 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:04,712 Here it is, baby. 121 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,780 Mmm-mmm, them biscuits look good, right? 122 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:09,650 Right, right, combine baking mix, mustard powder, 123 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:11,585 cracked pepper, did that. 124 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:12,620 (chuckling) 125 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:14,488 Uh-huh, sprinkle a little cayenne pepper, 126 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:16,457 a little garlic salt, man, did that too, brother. 127 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:17,691 I am way ahead of you. 128 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:20,628 I already have a batch of Chef Tony's Cajun biscuits 129 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:22,930 cooking right now, this gonna be-- 130 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:23,931 (phone ringing) 131 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:26,334 Uh-Huh? Pause this. 132 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:27,335 (phone ringing) 133 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:28,736 Yo. 134 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:31,439 Oh, what up, Donnie, what's going on? 135 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:32,806 What-- yeah, 136 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,775 I'm kind of in the middle of something right now. 137 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:35,976 What-- 138 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:38,446 No, I do not want to go with you to Vegas with some 139 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:41,615 little strange woman, I'm married, bro, what-- 140 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:42,683 Oh, you're in Vegas. 141 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:44,217 Oh, have a good time. 142 00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:46,153 Well, yeah, yeah. 143 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:48,221 What... (chuckling) 144 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:49,523 Man, nobody told you to bring 145 00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:52,125 no 60-year-old woman out to Vegas, that's your fault. 146 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:54,395 I don't care how young she acts, bro. 147 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:57,230 But-- You lost how much money? 148 00:04:57,264 --> 00:04:59,367 Playing penny slots? 149 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,634 You a fool. 150 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,169 No, I ain't gonna send you no money. 151 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:03,170 Man, you still haven't paid me back the money 152 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:04,372 you borrowed last time. 153 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:05,406 Why don't you borrow some money 154 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:08,809 from your new girlfriend's pension? Bye. 155 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,511 He's crazy. 156 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:12,946 (phone ringing) 157 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,815 Man, I'm not gonna send you no money, bro, stop calling-- 158 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:17,184 Oh, oh, hey, Mom. No, no, it's me. 159 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:19,019 No, I thought it was some bill collectors. 160 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:20,388 They be blowing me up, you know, what it is. 161 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:22,956 What's going on? 162 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:26,427 Yes, I will pass on your gift along to Lori. 163 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:29,530 Yes, Mama, I will make sure Lisa doesn't wear it first. 164 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:32,099 Oh, oh, can you tell Devin that just because him and Ebony 165 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:34,134 are spending the weekend with you and Dad, 166 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:37,605 he is still cleaning out the garage when he gets home. 167 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:39,807 I'm not hard on that boy. 168 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,241 Okay, Mama, love you, too. 169 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:43,043 All right, bye. 170 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:46,246 All right, Chef Jeff, lay it on me, my brother. 171 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,148 Puts the biscuits in the oven, yeah, yeah. 172 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,017 (Chef Jeff) We'll see what happens. 173 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:51,552 (high-pitched beep) What's that sound? 174 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:53,654 (sniffing) What's that smell? 175 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:54,655 Oh, my... 176 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:59,292 (muttering) 177 00:05:59,326 --> 00:06:03,597 Oh, no, no, no, no, not my biscuits. 178 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:05,866 Tony, what in the hell's going on in here? 179 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,300 You set the alarm off. 180 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:09,336 Well, since a certain wife of mine refused 181 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:11,539 to make her loving husband some Cajun biscuits, 182 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:12,973 I decided to make 'em myself. 183 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:14,708 (coughing) And you burned them, of course. 184 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:17,478 No, no, no, no, correction, blackened, fire. 185 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:20,581 You wanna open the door, man, let some of this smoke out. 186 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:21,715 The guests will be here any minute. 187 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:22,883 (doorbell ringing) 188 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:24,652 Okay, spoke too soon. 189 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:26,754 You get the door, Wolfgang andquot;Punk 190 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:27,755 and I'll handle this. 191 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:30,658 (coughing) 192 00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:44,071 Eight, Anthony, eight. 193 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:45,839 Eight what? 194 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:48,075 Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you asked how many people 195 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:51,044 my new luxury, hybrid SUV could seat. 196 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:53,514 And the answer is eight... comfortably. 197 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:54,748 (chuckling) 198 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:56,750 I picked it up today. 199 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:58,486 Well, only a white woman's credit can afford that, 200 00:06:58,486 --> 00:06:59,487 so I know you ain't paying for it. 201 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:01,589 Okay, I plead the fifth. 202 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,824 Yes, it's in my name, 740. 203 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:04,992 Vivian... 204 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:06,827 What, you know I can't lie under pressure. 205 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:09,630 Oh. (sighing) 206 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:13,834 What's up, Heavy D? 207 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,669 Did you eat andquot;the Boyz? 208 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:17,838 And what is this smell, worse and worse every time I see you. 209 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:19,807 Girl, I wasn't even expecting you today. 210 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:22,009 Ain't RuPaul gonna miss his stand-in? 211 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,277 And those are them Cajun biscuits that Lisa burnt. 212 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:25,312 But don't tell her about it, though, 213 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:26,614 she gets embarrassed by that type of thing. 214 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:29,216 Anthony, do you have an Orangina? 215 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:31,351 No, but I have regular drinks. 216 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,686 I'll go down to the man cave and grab some. 217 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:33,754 You guys sit down and-- 218 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,523 And whatever, just sit down and relax. 219 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:38,225 (knocking on door) 220 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:40,528 Oh, hey, Lori. 221 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:42,362 Oh, I'm disappointed, you didn't bring your boyfriend. 222 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:45,098 I did, he's parking the car. 223 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:46,099 Birthday girl didn't bring her man. 224 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:48,268 I did! 225 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,771 But before he comes in 226 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:53,240 I think there's something you all should know. 227 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:54,708 What is it? 228 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:57,144 I mean, I'm sure if you like him, we'll love him. 229 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:58,278 You sure? Yeah. 230 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,279 (knocking on door) 231 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,548 Oh, that's him. 232 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:04,417 Okay, family, please welcome, my date-- 233 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:06,386 Billy? 234 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:07,555 How have you been, Lisa? 235 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:08,956 (thudding to floor) 236 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,057 ** 237 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:13,794 ** 238 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,162 Sorry about that. 239 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:17,731 Plate's a little-- It's a little hot. 240 00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:18,899 It's a salad. 241 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,734 Um, Billy. 242 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,770 It's been a long time. 243 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:24,471 Well, it's been a long time since I went by Billy. 244 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:27,240 I go by my given name, William. 245 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:29,442 You guys know each other? 246 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:31,779 Oh, we've, uh-- we've met. 247 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:34,481 Yeah, Lori, uh, I-- I could use a little help 248 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:36,283 with the hors d'oeuvres in the kitchen. 249 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:37,818 Yeah, yeah, I could and you're gonna help me. 250 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:38,852 That's what you're gonna do. 251 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:41,354 Rachel, come along, thank you. 252 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:44,124 You know, I-- I could help too, Lisa. 253 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:45,292 Stay out of it, Vivian. 254 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:49,396 So, William. (chuckling). 255 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:51,131 Did you see my SUV? 256 00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:52,933 It seats eight comfortably. 257 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:54,301 Okay. 258 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:57,605 Okay, Lisa, I know what you're gonna say. 259 00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,206 I don't, somebody wanna fill me in? 260 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:01,241 Lori, have you lost your damn mind? 261 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:03,376 Okay, that's not exactly what I thought you were gonna say. 262 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:05,613 A hint, a clue, anything. 263 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:08,048 Remember that summer you studying abroad in Spain? 264 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:10,017 Uh, there were a few, but what's your point? 265 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,620 That's when I was dating Billy. 266 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,321 William. Oh. 267 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,523 Well, he was Billy when I dated him back then, dammit. 268 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:20,093 Ooh, this is getting ugly, Jerry Springer ugly. 269 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:21,228 I'm going back in the other room. 270 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:22,730 Sit down. 271 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:23,764 How dare you go and date my-- 272 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:24,798 Date? 273 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:26,867 Well, Lori, did you little date come? 274 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,335 Yes, he did, thank you. 275 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:29,803 He's sitting in the living room. 276 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:33,440 Uh, I better go get some shots in him, ease the pain. 277 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:34,708 What pain? 278 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,810 He's gotta go home with you tonight, right? 279 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,646 Or, if he gets too drunk, 280 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:41,081 he can just stay over here, right Lisa? 281 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,654 Baby, uh, can you go and check on our guests. 282 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:48,088 See if they need any drinks? 283 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,857 Okay, sure, sure, sure, sure. 284 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:52,359 Oh, Lori, all jokes aside. 285 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,394 I'm happy for you, I'm sure he's a great guy. 286 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,796 Thanks, peanut head. 287 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:58,899 Great guy. You are really tripping. 288 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,001 You know what, I gotta side with Lisa on this one. 289 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,602 I mean, how you just gonna bring her ex up in here? 290 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:04,705 This is something that just happened. 291 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:06,106 We didn't plan this. 292 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:09,309 We ran into each other one dark, starlit night 293 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:13,613 and one thing led to another and you know how it is with-- 294 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:17,184 Okay, what do you care anyway 'cause you'r married? 295 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,252 Okay, okay, let's just back it up a second. 296 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,989 How serious was your and William's relationship? 297 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,456 Billy. William. 298 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:26,459 Okay, um, I don't give a damn. 299 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:27,828 I just wanna know how serious it was. 300 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,897 Well, apparently it wasn't serious enough 301 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:32,132 since my sister feels the need to go and date him. 302 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,101 Oh, apparently not serious enough 303 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,269 since your other sister never even heard of him. 304 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,304 I was abroad. 305 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:40,307 Okay, look, it was a long time ago. 306 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,642 And why can't you ever just be happy for me? 307 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:46,213 I was happy for you at your wedding to the Neanderthal. 308 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,548 You know what, it was a long time ago. 309 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,517 What-- what happened to you siding with me? 310 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:51,719 She-- she got a point. 311 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,954 Fine, you know what, I will roll with it. 312 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,690 But Tony... Tony cannot find out. 313 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:57,691 Why not? 314 00:10:57,725 --> 00:11:00,227 As I recollect... 315 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,864 ...you and Tony were broken up 316 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:07,868 while you and William dated in college. 317 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:10,137 Okay, we just don't talk about our exes. 318 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,538 Don't ask me no questions. 319 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,073 Okay, fine, fine, that's fair. 320 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,275 Now can we go celebrate my birthday dinner? 321 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:17,745 Yeah, and if we don't eat all the food, 322 00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:20,613 then you can just take Lisa's leftovers home... again. 323 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:23,483 (snickering) 324 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,119 ** 325 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,320 Will, where you from, brother? 326 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,422 Actually, I grew up not too far from here. 327 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,658 And what line of work are you in, William? 328 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:33,961 International oil, but I wouldn't call it work. 329 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:35,195 I just collect a bunch of money 330 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,530 owning oil fields all over the world. 331 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:41,234 Ooh-whee, this negro is winning. 332 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,136 So how did you and Lori meet? 333 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,172 Uh, through a mutual friend. 334 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,975 Actually, we've known each other for quite some time. 335 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,010 Oh, that's very good that you were friends first. 336 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,779 I think that friendship is a great foundation 337 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,480 for a relationship. 338 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:55,082 Yes, Todd and I were friends for years 339 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,416 before we started dating. 340 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:57,918 And he always kept asking me out, 341 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,552 and I always kept saying no. 342 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:02,122 And then I finally wore her down. 343 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,690 (both chuckling) 344 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:05,225 Well, I wore Lisa out. 345 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,226 You know what I'm talking about, brother? 346 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,928 (chuckling) 347 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:10,864 You know, I think the reason why me and Lisa's marriage works 348 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,866 is that I didn't have to force her to marry me. 349 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,568 Yeah, Tony, that's right, because, uh, Lisa definitely 350 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:18,505 had her pick of the crop regarding who to marry. 351 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:21,041 And for some reason, she chose you. 352 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,243 Who else was there? 353 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,544 Anybody want cake? 354 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,813 Ooh, I'd like some cake. 355 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,081 No-no-no, Lisa, let's stay at the topic at hand. 356 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,417 You could've put me up against all the brothers out there, 357 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:31,684 and they all would've looked like suckers 358 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,086 compared to your boy. 359 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,688 Well, I wouldn't say suckers, exactly. 360 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:36,689 Well, what would you say? 361 00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:37,825 I know what I'd say. 362 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,026 I'd say Lisa got the best of the best, 363 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,260 and to hell with the rest. 364 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:41,528 I hear that, Tony. 365 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,130 You seem like a great guy. 366 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,532 Lisa obviously got good taste. 367 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,067 Nobody wants cake? 368 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,468 No, no, nobody wants cake, okay, 369 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:49,837 so why don't we just skip to the gifts? 370 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,271 That's a good idea. Yeah. 371 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,373 I'll go first. 372 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,842 Baby. 373 00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:00,480 Happy birthday. 374 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,649 Okay... 375 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,053 Oh, my gosh. 376 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:08,121 Two tickets to Saint-Tropez. 377 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,756 Now, I've been a whole lot of places, 378 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,359 but baby, I have never been to France. 379 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:15,095 Oh... 380 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,197 Lisa has always been bugging me about going to France. 381 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:21,701 Lisa, haven't you always wanted to go to France? 382 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,437 Yup, but no one's ever taken me. 383 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,707 Baby, first class. 384 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:30,177 Merci... 385 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,279 merci... Ooh. 386 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,280 ... beaucoup. 387 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,347 All right, all right. 388 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,116 Yeah... I think it's time for cake. 389 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,018 I'm gonna get the cake. 390 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:41,021 Is it white cake? 391 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:44,925 ** 392 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,659 Hey, Lisa. 393 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,361 Billy. 394 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,964 Or-- excuse me, uh, William. 395 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:54,701 Did I notice some tension out there? 396 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,103 Look, because if you're not comfortable with this-- 397 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,437 Comfortable, who's not comfortable? 398 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,139 I'm comfortable. 399 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,908 Totally, totally comfortable. 400 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:02,609 As a matter of fact, I've never been so comfortable 401 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,511 in my entire life. 402 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:07,614 Look, it's understandable if you feel a little awkward. 403 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,116 Or jealous? 404 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,918 (scoffs) In your dreams. 405 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,485 Yes. 406 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,921 Yes, what? 407 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,755 In my dreams. 408 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,390 That's what I see in my dreams. 409 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:18,658 Excuse me? 410 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,793 Look, I've missed you. 411 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:23,396 In fact, I was hoping that you seeing me with your sister 412 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,965 would spark that in you, as well. 413 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,567 I'm married, Billy, are you crazy? 414 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,769 Yeah. 415 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:32,839 Crazy about you. 416 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,808 You must be out your mind. 417 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,077 Got to be! 418 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,079 ** 419 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,183 ** 420 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,451 Girl, why are you pulling me in here. 421 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,453 Enough of your dirty laundry is airing out there. 422 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:49,189 Shut up and close the door. 423 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,523 I gotta tell you something. 424 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,791 What? 425 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,493 Billy tried to kiss me. 426 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:54,827 Yeah, I know, you guys dated. 427 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:56,663 I'm assuming he tried to do more than that. 428 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,631 No, I'm not talking about when we dated. 429 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,968 I'm talking about five minutes ago in the kitchen. 430 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,635 Ew, Sis, you nasty. 431 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,304 Why would you kiss Lori's boyfriend? 432 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,039 He kissed me, okay, 433 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,141 in his punk-ass attempt to try to get me back. 434 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,577 Lori's gonna be devastated when she finds out. 435 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,680 And Billy's gonna be castrated when Tony finds out. 436 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,682 But no, we gotta tell her, though. 437 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,350 Okay, you're right, you're right. 438 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,619 But you know what, let's-- let's not mess up her birthday. 439 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,188 Let's-- let's tell her tomorrow. 440 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,655 You're right, okay, yeah. 441 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:25,258 We gotta-- we gotta break it to her gently. 442 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:26,559 Yeah. 443 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,862 You, uh... you slightly enjoying this, ain't you? 444 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,598 No. Uh-huh. 445 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,466 I mean, it is good to know a sister still got it. 446 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,336 Yeah, I see you, sister. Hey, hey. 447 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,005 Okay, but really, we gotta-- 448 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:40,040 we just gotta relax and keep it calm. 449 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,209 Okay. Just act normal-- ooh! 450 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,376 What y'all doing in here? 451 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:44,777 Hey, Tony, just, you know, 452 00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:46,013 doing some laundry, that's all. 453 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,780 Yes, little bit of laundry. Laundry. 454 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:50,483 On your sister's birthday dinner? 455 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,152 Well, you know, you're always telling me to keep on top 456 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,153 of the housework, Tony. 457 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,855 Drawers ain't gonna clean themselves. 458 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,691 Yeah, true that, true that, way to multi-task. 459 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,560 Hey, you know, your boy Williams, he's a'ight. 460 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,729 My boy, that's Lori's boy. 461 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:05,365 My boy-- let's go get some cake. 462 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:08,601 Yeah, I got this, I'll finish up in here, uh... 463 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,802 (door closing) 464 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,042 (applause) 465 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,376 Okay, so now that we've got 466 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,877 the birthday song out of the way, 467 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,246 it's time for you to make a wish. 468 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,048 You know, I like the Stevie Wonder version better. 469 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,382 It has more soul. 470 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,617 Do you like white anything? 471 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,053 well, I like white chocolate. 472 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,587 Okay, no more drinks for Vivian. 473 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:30,557 Do not talk to my wife that way, Anthony. 474 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:31,558 I'm your white chocolate, right? 475 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:32,959 Um-hmm. Okay. 476 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:35,728 Okay, enough, enough jungle fever, blow out the candle. 477 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,068 Yay. 478 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,635 So what did you wish for? 479 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,105 Okay, you guys are not gonna believe this one 480 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,074 but since I've met William, 481 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:50,777 I actually wished to get married... 482 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,413 Have kids and live in a nice home. 483 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,915 Oh, you want what Lisa has. 484 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,917 Okay, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna cut the cake. 485 00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,419 I'd like to propose a toast. 486 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,420 Oh. 487 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,255 To love. To love. 488 00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:04,824 There's only one true happiness in this life. 489 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,894 And it's to love and to be loved. 490 00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:11,564 I hope everyone in this room found love. 491 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:12,732 I know that I have. 492 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,401 Hmm. 493 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:17,337 And when you love someone, I mean truly, truly love them, 494 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,338 Mmm. 495 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,907 It never fails. Mmm-mmm-mmm. 496 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,242 Cheers. Cheers. 497 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,344 (all) Cheers. 498 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,878 alud.S 499 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,881 Those were very beautiful words, William. 500 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,617 You know, life is funny. 501 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,119 You date a woman, it doesn't work out, 502 00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:33,453 you end up dating her sister. 503 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,288 Hmm. 504 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:36,523 Her sister? 505 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,125 Wait, wait, uh, do you wanna rewind that, bro? 506 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,493 Okay, um, Tony, Tony, I, uh... 507 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,429 I need to tell you something, okay? 508 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,197 Years ago... Uh-hmm. 509 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:47,033 Many, many, many, many years ago, 510 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,301 William used to date-- 511 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,602 Me, me. 512 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:50,770 What? 513 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,139 Girl, aren't you a lesbian? 514 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,873 It took a few mistakes to realize 515 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:54,974 that men just weren't my thing. 516 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,609 What are you talking about? 517 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,978 Look, uh, look here, andquot;Billiam. 518 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,280 You may wanna roll with me if you know 519 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,748 what's good for you, all right? 520 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,751 So Willie here, he's just a little embarrassed because 521 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,453 he's actually the reason that I was turned off 522 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:07,854 from men altogether. 523 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,222 (chuckling) 524 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,358 Wow, what did you do, bro? 525 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,359 I don't know what she's talking about. 526 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,460 Rachel and I never-- 527 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:16,163 Okay, I-- I'd like to propose a toast. 528 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,430 All right. 529 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,499 To Lori. 530 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,168 It's your birthday 531 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:24,837 and you're my sister and I love you. 532 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,707 And you deserve the best. 533 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,177 And you deserve a man that will make you happy. 534 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,211 (Rachel) Yes. 535 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,213 And treat you right. Mm-hmm. 536 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,247 Cheers. 537 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,548 ostrovia.N Cheers. 538 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:36,849 Um-hmm. 539 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:41,087 And I'm so glad I've found that in... William. 540 00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:43,690 Glad you did, we were starting to get worried. 541 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,192 She had crossed on over to my community. 542 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,993 You know what I'm talking about? 543 00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,695 Hey, Lori, I, I gotta tell you something. 544 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,563 I don't wanna hear it. I gotta tell you something. 545 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,865 You need to tell her. 546 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,334 When I was in the kitchen earlier, 547 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,269 William came in and he tried to kiss-- 548 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:59,506 Me. Me, me again, um... 549 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,409 Yeah, he tried to kiss me and told me that he still 550 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,477 had feelings for me, Lori, and that the only reason 551 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:08,515 he came here with you tonight was to make me jealous. 552 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,582 I'm sorry, Sis. 553 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,251 Um-hmm, yeah, yeah, you know, 554 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,085 I'm not understanding any of this. 555 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,955 This is crazy to me, can someone explain? 556 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,858 Lori, William is not who you think he is, okay? 557 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,627 You gotta trust me on this one. 558 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,762 And I honestly, I honestly think 559 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,331 that it's time for him to go. 560 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,233 Yo-- I think you should leave now. 561 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,300 Wait, wait a minute. 562 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,270 You, you tried to kiss your girl's sister 563 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,471 on your girl's birthday? 564 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,672 Yeah, bro, you need to kick rocks. 565 00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:35,442 So I'm being ridiculed for trying to speak the truth? 566 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,709 You about to be riddled with an ass-whooping 567 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:37,844 if you don't get up out of my house. 568 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,846 And you lucky you didn't hit on the other sister. 569 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,915 Or it'd be an episode of CSI Windsor Hills up in here. 570 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,717 Punch jump up to get beat down, buddy. 571 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:47,687 No, no violence, Todd or I'm taking back the SUV. 572 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,689 You're lucky, buster. 573 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,791 Look, I see what this is. 574 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,694 A bunch of immature adults who aren't in touch 575 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,163 with their true feelings and emotions. 576 00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:59,131 You know what, I'll leave. 577 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,268 I got a wife and kid in Atlanta anyway. 578 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:02,134 What?! Deuces. 579 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:06,138 (clamoring) 580 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,308 ** 581 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:10,677 ** 582 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,079 I really liked William's wallet. 583 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,147 Why are rich men such dogs? 584 00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:18,150 Well, you know, it's not too late for you to switch sides. 585 00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:20,052 Nah, women are worse. 586 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:23,956 Fair enough, but they're so soft and sexy, mmm! 587 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,358 I'm sorry, Lori. 588 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,327 I was mad at you earlier. 589 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,129 But I meant everything I said about wanting you to be happy. 590 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,999 Oh, sweetie, thank you, you know that means a lot to me. 591 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,368 And you should trust my judgment better. 592 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:39,105 You know somebody is no good if I already dumped him. 593 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,341 Good point, but by that logic, uh, 594 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:42,875 you should've dumped Tony a long time ago. 595 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,445 Hello. Okay, stop hating on my man. 596 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:46,913 I am the only one at this table 597 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,648 that's happily married with children. 598 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,683 Oh, by the way, 599 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:53,686 you know, Sean Worthington just made junior partner. 600 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,054 Can I get his number? 601 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,623 My ex? My ex? 602 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,791 Your ex? Your ex? 603 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,760 ** 604 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,629 Ooh, I'm glad that's over. 605 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,196 Your sisters are a hot mess. 606 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:07,033 Tony, don't make fun of my sisters now. 607 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,468 You make fun of my brother. 608 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,036 I do not, you do. 609 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,037 Yeah, that's true. 610 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,405 He makes it so easy, though with his... 611 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,341 (mock chuckling) 612 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:15,642 Boy, you crazy. 613 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:16,743 Yeah, I guess I am. 614 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,110 It is kind of funny, when you were saying that, 615 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,347 that William kissed your sister, 616 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,482 at first I thought you were about to say that he kissed you. 617 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:25,618 (both laughing) 618 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:28,120 Oh, that's so funny. 619 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:29,722 What if it was me? 620 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,023 Uh, if it was you, he'd be trying to pull 621 00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:32,058 his head out of his neck. 622 00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:34,126 Oh, wow, like that? 623 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,628 Yeah. 624 00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:38,831 I'm glad I didn't tell you when he was here, but, um, 625 00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:40,967 it was me he tried to kiss. 626 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,369 Say what? 627 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:44,571 Yeah, William never dated Rachel, he used to date-- 628 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,072 You? Oh, hell, no. 629 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,940 Tony, Tony, get back in the bed. 630 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,176 Oh, no, it's about to be andquot;Boyz n the Hood up in these streets. 631 00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,178 You call Tre and Ricky, I'm gonna call Doughboy. 632 00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:54,781 We ridin' tonight! Stop it, come on, Tony. 633 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:55,982 He's long gone. 634 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,249 He ain't even thinking about me no more. 635 00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:58,818 Um-hmm, no. Stop acting ignant! 636 00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:01,454 **